Online-Marktplatz

„Wahnsinnig uncool geworden“ – Wie geht es Ebay mit 25?

Jonas Erlenkämper
| Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
So kurios ist Ebay-Kleinanzeigen

So kurios ist Ebay-Kleinanzeigen

Bei Ebay-Kleinanzeigen gibt es alles – und ziemlich oft auch seltsame Menschen. Das führt zu Missverständnissen und ist meistens richtig komisch.

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Berlin.  Ebay gehörte zur Spitzenklasse der Tech-Firmen. Zum 25. Geburtstag muss der Online-Marktplatz feststellen: Die Konkurrenz ist enteilt.

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