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Schon mal Zwiebeln geschnitten? oder: Jungen weinen nicht!?

Anette Elsner
| Lesedauer: 2 Minuten

Foto: Imago

99 bescheuerte Lügen über Jungs stellt Felix Treder in seinem Buch ins Abseits und zeigt, wie es viel besser gehen kann.

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